I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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