Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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