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  • Submitted by redsox985 on Dec 16, 11 at 5:04pm

    Just after the circumcision text, "cut it out" has a whole new meaning.

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 16, 11 at 3:50pm

    I see nothing wrong with getting your clit sucked forever. This girl must be one of those weird ones who don't like it when guys go down on them.

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 4:23pm

    WTF? BLASPHEMY!!! Absolutely no way this came from a woman; at least not a fun one.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 4:51pm

      is this for real? what girl doesn't like clot attention

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 5:44pm

        Holly crap; please tell me you meant CLIT!!!

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          Submitted by grenadewizard on Dec 16, 11 at 5:47pm

          phone autocorrect perhaps? also: Holy crap; please tell me you meant Holy. ;)

          • 46 62
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 5:48pm

            Yup! iPhone's auto-incorrect sucks ass!

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              Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 8:37pm

              fuck autocorrect how many times must I put clit in my phone

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                Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 16, 11 at 8:48pm

                I can't believe theres a woman alive who doesn't love their clit sucked

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                Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 16, 11 at 8:55pm

                No shit! At first glance I thought you had some kind of disturbing fetish...

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                  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 16, 11 at 10:05pm

                  Uh no, no fetishes

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                    Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 16, 11 at 11:57pm

                    actually I don't like guys going down on me at all. I find it disturbing.

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                      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 17, 11 at 4:38am

                      I've met a surprising number of girls who didn't like it. I was rather confused. But then they're also the kind who never suck dick, nothing but missionary, boring kinda shit.

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                        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 1:47pm

                        Sad as that is, I guess I should be glad that the boring kind are out there. Makes you guys that much more thankful for the ones that aren't.

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            Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 16, 11 at 11:38pm

            actually, 'holly' is appropriate given that this is the holiday season

            • 47 57
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 12:21am

              Ah, yes. Tits the season!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 17, 11 at 3:22am

    @Reese'sPoofs: could be that her clit is overly sensitive, and can't stand much in the way of direct stimulation. And/or that her partner is going at it so long that it's turning numb.

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    Submitted by reaper4113 on Dec 17, 11 at 4:00am

    Apparently the C.L.I.T. Commander is retiring

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    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Dec 16, 11 at 5:36pm

    Was this text sent during you getting gobbled? If so the only logical explanation I can come up with is that op is a deaf chick

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Dec 16, 11 at 8:05pm

      pretty sure deaf people can still talk.. maybe its a mime? seems more logical

    • 38 53
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 17, 11 at 12:30am

      we just don't use the term 'gobbled' enough any more...glad TITTAYS brought it back

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    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 16, 11 at 3:54pm

    I guess he make to the end without biting it?

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 16, 11 at 2:53pm

    :x foul.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by latergator811 on Dec 16, 11 at 2:48pm

    Ouch.

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    Submitted by SavagePsycho on Apr 7, 13 at 2:38pm

    Oh this is just worth it for the comments

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    Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Dec 17, 11 at 1:47am

    ._. That's goddamn gross