i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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