think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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