i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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