Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs sedatives and a leash
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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