is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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