I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We had to coat check the pizza.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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