Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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