Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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