is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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