I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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