i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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