Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I will be naked everywhere
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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