Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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