I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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