420 ftw
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize