Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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