i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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