yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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