is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
FUCK WHALES
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