Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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