I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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