"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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