??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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