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  • 87 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:55pm

    you like your girls like you like your wine. 12 yrs old and in the basement.

  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:18pm

    sounds like my friends...

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:23pm

    hahahah that is hilarious.....;-P

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:01pm

    or like your scotch, 14 years old and on coke

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:50pm

    Yea...start checkin the ID prior to gettin in the bed to STOP THE CHARGES! lol

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:45am

    HAHAHHAHA Too funny!

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:20pm

    Seeing as this is a 212 #, I'm betting this is from Dirty!

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:13pm

    this is my favorite one so far!!!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:41pm

    lol - you totally need a doorman for your bedroom. 'ID please'

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:10am

    lol the curious case of benjamin button

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:34pm

    lol oh dear. That's not good. XD

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:13pm

    HAHAHA i love this one

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:08pm

    Anonymous said... seriously? 160 count character limit for texts. i call bull. April 30, 2009 3:40PM did you seriously count?

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:01pm

    Been there, done that. In my case, she was 21, then 19, and finally 17 and a high school senior. You better believe I felt better after the statute of limitations had run.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:41pm

    Actually Tulsa Guy, "buck naked" is the cleaned up version of "butt naked", either works though I like butt naked better :D

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:12pm

    hahahahahahahaha love it

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:11am

    The disclaimer of sober consent stating that they told you they were over 18 is key. and you are an idiot. Every female on this planet has lied her age. It's what we do. We do what we have to get what we want. but yes you as a man are an idiot. Consent can not exist if drugs were involved. Learn the laws before you learn to break them

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:02pm

    i just ask them to sign a disclaimer stating they told me they were over 18.

    • 60 67
      Submitted by jltc on Jun 25, 10 at 3:56pm

      there's actually nothing a girl can do to prove her age to you that will hold up in court. Which is slightly scary.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:48pm

    You can send text in MMS messages with up to 1000 characters. Numbnutz...

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:58pm

    Classic...This is what best sellers are made of...

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:56am

    faake, dammit, these are like from some weak joke book or something

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:55pm

    I know. I sometimes wonder if half of these are just bs. Either by the people sending them in or by the site.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by lala123 on Jan 14, 10 at 10:56am

    real or not-still funny

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:56pm

    hahahhaha very funny

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:40pm

    seriously? 160 count character limit for texts. i call bull.

    • 62 90
      Submitted by bskatezy on Mar 3, 10 at 6:23pm

      Not with VZW-VZW.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Apr 17, 11 at 8:59pm

    5:55 you made my life.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:45pm

    Pssst, it's actually "buck naked."

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:48pm

    "Anonymous said... seriously? 160 count character limit for texts. i call bull. April 30, 2009 12:40 PM " Hey buddy - welcome to 2009 - not all phones have a text limit. Perhaps time to trade in your POS clamshell for a PDA?

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:27pm

    this belongs on fml..

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:00pm

    useless w/o pics kthx bai

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:35pm

    BAHAHAHA, definitely done this. could be me?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:13pm

    this is bull bc i have read this joke in a book and seen it in a movie...douchebag

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:20pm

    been there done that it was her 18th birthday thats why she was at the bar avoided that bullet by 24 hours.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Sep 10, 11 at 12:18pm

    Yet, you still take the manipulative lying girl home? Guys get themselves into trouble all the time. -_-