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  ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

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• sounds like my friends...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 7:18pm

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• you like your girls like you like your wine. 12 yrs old and in the basement.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:55pm

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• or like your scotch, 14 years old and on coke

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:01pm

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• Been there, done that. In my case, she was 21, then 19, and finally 17 and a high school senior. You better believe I felt better after the statute of limitations had run.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:01pm

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• hahahah that is hilarious.....;-P

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:23pm

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• HAHAHA i love this one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:13pm

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• Yea...start checkin the ID prior to gettin in the bed to STOP THE CHARGES! lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:50pm

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• The disclaimer of sober consent stating that they told you they were over 18 is key. and you are an idiot. Every female on this planet has lied her age. It's what we do. We do what we have to get what we want. but yes you as a man are an idiot. Consent can not exist if drugs were involved. Learn the laws before you learn to break them

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:11am

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• I know. I sometimes wonder if half of these are just bs. Either by the people sending them in or by the site.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:55pm

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• HAHAHHAHA Too funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:45am

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• Seeing as this is a 212 #, I'm betting this is from Dirty!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:20pm

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• been there done that it was her 18th birthday thats why she was at the bar avoided that bullet by 24 hours.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:20pm

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• Actually Tulsa Guy, "buck naked" is the cleaned up version of "butt naked", either works though I like butt naked better :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:41pm

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• Anonymous said... seriously? 160 count character limit for texts. i call bull. April 30, 2009 3:40PM did you seriously count?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:08pm

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• "Anonymous said... seriously? 160 count character limit for texts. i call bull. April 30, 2009 12:40 PM " Hey buddy - welcome to 2009 - not all phones have a text limit. Perhaps time to trade in your POS clamshell for a PDA?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:48pm

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• faake, dammit, these are like from some weak joke book or something

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:56am

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• Pssst, it's actually "buck naked."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:45pm

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• i just ask them to sign a disclaimer stating they told me they were over 18.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:02pm

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  • there's actually nothing a girl can do to prove her age to you that will hold up in court. Which is slightly scary.

    Submitted by jltc on Jun 25, 10 at 3:56pm

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• You can send text in MMS messages with up to 1000 characters. Numbnutz...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:48pm

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• Classic...This is what best sellers are made of...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:58pm

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• this is my favorite one so far!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:13pm

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• lol the curious case of benjamin button

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:10am

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• lol - you totally need a doorman for your bedroom. 'ID please'

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:41pm

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• seriously? 160 count character limit for texts. i call bull.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 3:40pm

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  • Not with VZW-VZW.

    Submitted by bskatezy on Mar 3, 10 at 6:23pm

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• 5:55 you made my life.

  Submitted by CODplayingchick on Apr 17, 11 at 8:59pm

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• useless w/o pics kthx bai

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:00pm

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• hahahahahahahaha love it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:12pm

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• this belongs on fml..

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:27pm

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• BAHAHAHA, definitely done this. could be me?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:35pm

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• real or not-still funny

  Submitted by lala123 on Jan 14, 10 at 10:56am

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• lol oh dear. That's not good. XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 9:34pm

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• this is bull bc i have read this joke in a book and seen it in a movie...douchebag

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:13pm

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• hahahhaha very funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:56pm

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• Yet, you still take the manipulative lying girl home? Guys get themselves into trouble all the time. -_-

  Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Sep 10, 11 at 12:18pm

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