You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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