WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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