And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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