Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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