your parents love me but you hate me
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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