You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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