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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:39am

    Teach the poor bastard!

    • 69 80
      Submitted by jltc on Jun 24, 10 at 11:47pm

      my thoughts exactly

  • 80 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:47pm

    WOW I have so been there! Fuckkkkkin shame!!

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:11pm

    Ok 1034 stop trying to be special by posting that in ever text everyone hates soviet russia guy and u

  • 84 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:34am

    Pass the dutchie by the left hand side

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:30am

    Stay classy Orlando

  • 84 92
    Submitted by Bec on Feb 10, 10 at 10:15am

    it's like the saddest thing ever isn't it!?

    • Submitted by aimeelee76 on Feb 10, 10 at 3:37pm

      It really, really is. Like God is laughing at you.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:15am

    10:13 seems like a comment on another text :p

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:33pm

    Niko!!!!

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:05am

    Jay -Z?

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:19am

    Show him how you slut bitch

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:35pm

    This text explains about 95% of guys at UCF.

    • 22 29
      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 1:31pm

      All the better for the few that do ;)

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:40am

    R. Kelly idiot

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:28pm

    Stupid hoes

  • 58 66
    Submitted by asdf on Feb 11, 10 at 11:06pm

    SUPER UPSETTING.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:08pm

    Jake dahlem???

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:13am

    First to say second

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:25am

    Wow I'd just grab it and insert into my mouth!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:31pm

    Hahahahaha retard

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:14am

    Oxymoron

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:05am

    The pretty ones think that appeal equals talent....they are always the worst fucks....the 5s and 6s know how to use their equipment and usually give great head!

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:28pm

    Well said 1005!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:53pm

    It's not the size of the bible but the motion of the devotion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:04am

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:05pm

    Yummmm (: