i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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