we made out on top of his cat.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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