All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I have feelings that need drinking.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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