If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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