the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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