Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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