We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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