Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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