Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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