Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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