I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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