when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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