garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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