Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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