I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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