just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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